I don’t understand the logic that whoever is calmest in an argument is winning and that somehow anger invalidates your words. I mean I can argue that your great aunt’s name is Jihinksenbob for an hour straight and be perfectly fine. It’s very easy to be calm when the topic doesn’t affect you personally or you just don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
Emma and Tom having a chat during the GQ Men of the Year Awards
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
“Why can’t we be nice? It’s like, we grow up, and then we get right back into high school.”
Carry on my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don’t you cry
One time my brother gave me my wallet for Christmas. Not a wallet, my wallet. As in the wallet I already owned and it was missing $20. My brother stole $20 from me for Christmas.